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Manners!
“ Grandpa, I am really proud of you,” said the modish young lady.
“What is to be proud of?” asked the old man.
The young lady replied,”I notice that when you sneeze, you’ve learned to put your hand in front of your mouth.”
“Of cource,” explained grandpa. “How else can I catch my teeth?”
The scientist and the frog
There was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, “ Frog with four feet, jumps four feet.” Then the scientist cut of one of the frog’s legs. The scientist told the frog to jump. The frog jumped three feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, “ Frog with three feet jumps the feet.” Then the scientist cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped two feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, “ Frog with two feet jumps two feet.”
The scientist cut of one more leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped one foot. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, “ Frog with one feet jumps one feet.” Then the scientist cut off his last leg. Then he said, “ frog jump. FROG JUMP !” But it did not jump.
So he wrote in his notebook, “ Frog with no feet go deaf.”
On The Highway
One of the old farmers was accidentally involved in highway traffic on the back of his donkey. Traffic police control realized that he was going in a wrong direction and decided to stop him. Policeman asked him, “My dear old friend why are you not bearing security belt when you are traveling on highway.”
Framer, “Is necessary to wear a security belt with the donkey?”
Policeman, “Yes, I am going to write down the traffic penalty now but which should I write, penalty to you or donkey?”
Farmer, “ Are you kidding me?”
Policeman: “ If we write penalty to you, you’ll pay $50, if not you will pay $25for donkey. OK ?”
Farmer, “OK! OK! I am in a hurry. Write penalty to me not to donkey.”
Policeman, “Why not for donkey?”
Farmer, “Because my donkey will be taking an exam to be a policeman tomorrow. I thought that I ought to keep his judicial record clean.”